Skunky’s Monkey House

Everyone hates spam, this is a universal given, but why does this still work? Anyone with the ability to spend money should have enough brain power to look at these emails and say, “holy crap! I wouldn’t do business with this company!”. Only crack-heads buy from shady looking people in dark alleys, why the hell [...]

In what can only be described as utter stupidity, the Australians have manged to one-up us on the Political Correctness stage. Apparently in classic “Think Of The Children” mindless idiocy, Sydney’s Santa Clauses have been advised to refrain from using the phrase “Ho Ho Ho” as it might frighten the children and the word “Ho” [...]

Wow. Just wow. This story is almost too stupid to believe. Of course, leave it to Faux News to find this story, but we have a winner for what must be the stupidest drug bust in history. Apparently some dude likes to lick toads. Not just any toads, but specific toads from Colorado. The Colorado [...]

I don’t know about you, but every time I see Hillary Clinton picture it morphs into some nightmarish horror and scares the bejeebus outta me. Case and point, this recent photo of her, I mean, really, you don’t see it? Yes ladies and gentlemen, the Wicked Bitch of the East is alive and well. Those [...]

We all remember last centuries last Trial Of The Century, well we’re off to a late start this century, but we have the added bonus of the defendant being the same person! This century’s first Trial Of The Century features everyone’s favorite court defendant, OJ Simpson in a knock-down, drag out fight over an armed [...]