Skunky’s Monkey House

I heard a rumor the other day that the Jackson 5 with Micheal would be going on tour to help MJ pay his bills. The only problem they’re having is whether or not they need to rename the band to KC & The Sunshine Band. (For the disco-challenged, KC was a white guy fronting a [...]

That’s right! It’s that time of the week where some deserving asshat gets the spotlight here at the Monkey House. This weeks asshat starts out as a sad story, but devolves into complete asshattery. Actor Dennis Quaid and his wife suffered a terrible tragedy when their newborn twins were given doses of a medication that [...]

Apparently, everybody’s favorite clueless woman is at it again. I’m talking about Sherri Shepherd, the co-host on the view who a few months ago admitted that she didn’t know if the world was round or flat and didn’t care cause it wasn’t as important as taking care of her babies. Well, yesterday during a discussion [...]

What the hell is it going to take to stop King George from wanting to bomb Iran into the Stone Age? Well, the Stone Age isn’t far back for Iran, but you get the idea. Even though our own intelligence agencies are of questionable accuracy, they’ve come out to say Iran gave up the nuke [...]

This one of those stories that just begs comedians to write jokes by the boat load. The front page of CNN today showed a photo of the fugliest looking bride I have ever see. I mean, this dude just was NOT thinking when he woke up this morning and decided to put this outfit on. [...]