Skunky’s Monkey House

Ok, who was the fucking marketing genius at McDonald’s that decided they could use half a slice of cheese instead of a whole one on the Fish Fillet sandwich? This guy needs to be flogged with a 1000 fish fillets! It’s bad enough that the burger jockeys can’t center a square slice of cheese on [...]

I’m sick of the fast food drive-thru giving me a soda with 80% ice. Cheat me on a $2 soda your paying 15� for? Come on, give us a break today will ya? If I can have it my way, I’ll have it without the ice.

Did you know that Domino’s only offers a Large and Medium sized pizza. What I don’t understand is what size Medium is because there is no Small size. How in the hell can you have a Medium size without a Small? It just doesn’t make sense. Webster’s Dictionary defines medium as something in a middle [...]