Skunky’s Monkey House

That’s right folks, your gonna need a good lube job for this one. Microsoft is going to force XP users to upgrade to IE7 via Windows Update next month whether or not your copy is running the Windows Garbage Advantage utility. As a web developer, it is essential I keep older versions of browsers around [...]

I don’t know what the hell is wrong over at Verizon but I’m beginning to think the place is being run by monkeys! For the past few months my internet connection has become unreliable in the evenings. Usually by 7pm EST I’m experiencing constant disconnects. Sometimes the the modem doesn’t even blink, literally. The DSL [...]

Everyone hates spam, this is a universal given, but why does this still work? Anyone with the ability to spend money should have enough brain power to look at these emails and say, “holy crap! I wouldn’t do business with this company!”. Only crack-heads buy from shady looking people in dark alleys, why the hell [...]

As my trip to St. Thomas gets closer, I’ve been shopping around for good deal on a DSLR camera. My brother-in-law works in a camera shop and is a professional photographer so I asked my sister if he could recommend a good camera and somewhere I can get a great price. Well, my sister sends [...]

Ok, some tool has invented a toilet paper dispenser that will spit out 5, yes, count them, FIVE sheets of TP automatically. First, I want to know who the hell can wipe their ass with 5 sheets and not get crap on your fingers? Second, this tool has the gall to say “Most people will [...]