Skunky’s Monkey House

Ok, so a guy walks into a bank. He’s got tree branches duct taped to his body and thinks this is a good disguise to rob the bank with. What I want to know is what he said to the teller after getting the bag of money.. “Now, nobody move. I’m going to make like [...]

The late great Johnny Cash had a voice you can’t forget and will always recognize. His legacy in the music industry will never be forgotten. But is it too soon to use his music in advertising? I’ve always wondered when the people at Whitehall-Robins, the maker of Preparation H, would come calling. I mean come [...]

Marion Barry announced today that he was funding research into the world’s largest crack pipe. Well, not really, but by the looks of the photo in this article he might want to consider investing in technology to convert sound into electricity. A Sound Way To Turn Heat Into Electricity Skunky

I’ve always wondered about the Eternal question… If the Pope takes a poop, is it a Holy Shit? Seriously! Skunky

I heard the Judge sentenced Paris Hilton to jail saying, “I’ve got good news and bad news….” “The bad news is that I am sentencing you to 45 days in jail. The good news is I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by calling Geico.” “I feel that I was treated [...]