Skunky’s Monkey House

The world lost one of the great comedians this week with the death of George Carlin. There was a time in my youth when I could have recited every line from his AM/FM album, nearly wearing out the vinyl from playing so much.

I heard a rumor the other day that the Jackson 5 with Micheal would be going on tour to help MJ pay his bills. The only problem they’re having is whether or not they need to rename the band to KC & The Sunshine Band. (For the disco-challenged, KC was a white guy fronting a [...]

This one of those stories that just begs comedians to write jokes by the boat load. The front page of CNN today showed a photo of the fugliest looking bride I have ever see. I mean, this dude just was NOT thinking when he woke up this morning and decided to put this outfit on. [...]

In what can only be described as utter stupidity, the Australians have manged to one-up us on the Political Correctness stage. Apparently in classic “Think Of The Children” mindless idiocy, Sydney’s Santa Clauses have been advised to refrain from using the phrase “Ho Ho Ho” as it might frighten the children and the word “Ho” [...]

Wow. Just wow. This story is almost too stupid to believe. Of course, leave it to Faux News to find this story, but we have a winner for what must be the stupidest drug bust in history. Apparently some dude likes to lick toads. Not just any toads, but specific toads from Colorado. The Colorado [...]