Skunky’s Monkey House

That’s right folks, your gonna need a good lube job for this one. Microsoft is going to force XP users to upgrade to IE7 via Windows Update next month whether or not your copy is running the Windows Garbage Advantage utility.
As a web developer, it is essential I keep older versions of browsers around to [...]

I don’t know what the hell is wrong over at Verizon but I’m beginning to think the place is being run by monkeys!
For the past few months my internet connection has become unreliable in the evenings. Usually by 7pm EST I’m experiencing constant disconnects. Sometimes the the modem doesn’t even blink, literally. The DSL light [...]

As my trip to St. Thomas gets closer, I’ve been shopping around for good deal on a DSLR camera. My brother-in-law works in a camera shop and is a professional photographer so I asked my sister if he could recommend a good camera and somewhere I can get a great price.
Well, my sister sends [...]

Ok, who was the fucking marketing genius at McDonald’s that decided they could use half a slice of cheese instead of a whole one on the Fish Fillet sandwich? This guy needs to be flogged with a 1000 fish fillets! It’s bad enough that the burger jockeys can’t center a square slice of cheese on [...]

I’m sick of the fast food drive-thru giving me a soda with 80% ice. Cheat me on a $2 soda your paying 15� for? Come on, give us a break today will ya? If I can have it my way, I’ll have it without the ice.