Skunky’s Monkey House

I’ve recently been bothered by the really poor headlines and glaring typos on major news outlets web sites. I mean, who writes headlines like “Candidate X wins, what does that mean?”. It means he got the majority of the vote you idiot! I realize that wasn’t the intention of the question, but it’s still a [...]

He’s baaaaack! No, not me, everyone’s favorite racist asshat, the exalted, high and mighty Reverend Al Sharpton. This past weekend at a golf tournanament in Hawaii, a commentator made a poor judgement call and used the L word while talking about Tiger Woods. No, no, no, not that L word. I mean, Tiger’s wife is [...]

How many times have you read a news story where the reporter gets their information from some unnamed source that “spoke on condition of anonymity”. The reporter then goes on to write and quote this hearsay in the article as if it’s an official fact. I am so sick of the tripe that gets reported [...]

Like who didn’t see THIS coming.. A fire has broken out in the Executive Office building across the street from the White House. This is the building that houses Darth Cheney’s offices and has a foul odor about it. Not the smoke billowing from the building, but from the thought that the source of this [...]

That’s right! It’s that time of the week where some deserving asshat gets the spotlight here at the Monkey House. This weeks asshat starts out as a sad story, but devolves into complete asshattery. Actor Dennis Quaid and his wife suffered a terrible tragedy when their newborn twins were given doses of a medication that [...]