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		<title>Sneaky Installs</title>
		<link>http://www.skunkmonkey.com/2011/04/sneaky-installs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2011 21:01:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skunky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I always thought something was odd about Sims Medieval. It just didn&#8217;t seem to follow the Sims franchise concept. They could have made another add-on for Sims 3, hell, they could have come out with Sims 4, but Sims Medieval? Too Weird. I think I may know why though. It installs Microsoft .NET 4 without [...]]]></description>
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		<title>FOX News Is A Tabloid</title>
		<link>http://www.skunkmonkey.com/2008/09/fox-news-is-a-tabloid/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:02:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skunky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The news channel that everyone loves to hate, Fox News truly is the sly fox and is delivering the best faux news. The best part is because people think they are legitimate, they don&#8217;t get the snickers that rags like the Enquirer and it&#8217;s ilk get when brought up in conversation. A perfect example of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>George Carlin</title>
		<link>http://www.skunkmonkey.com/2008/06/george-carlin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 13:03:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skunky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The world lost one of the great comedians this week with the death of George Carlin. There was a time in my youth when I could have recited every line from his AM/FM album, nearly wearing out the vinyl from playing so much. His comedy not only made you laugh, it also made you think [...]]]></description>
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		<title>War on Stupidity</title>
		<link>http://www.skunkmonkey.com/2008/04/war-on-stupidity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:03:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skunky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why are Americans so focused on war? It seems we&#8217;ve been desensitized to the term over the years by using it to label political and religious movements. These days if you want to demonize something, you declare war against it. It&#8217;s not really war, you know, with guns, bullets, death and all that other nasty [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Another Flight From Hell</title>
		<link>http://www.skunkmonkey.com/2008/02/another-flight-from-hell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:52:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skunky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, I&#8217;m just back from Saint Thomas and I had a blast. While I did have a great time there, the flight back was a nightmare. I&#8217;ve been through emergency landings and forced evacuations due to fire as well as the usual screaming kids and turbulence but this flight was insane. This flight was just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Get Offa Mah Lawn!</title>
		<link>http://www.skunkmonkey.com/2008/01/get-offa-mah-lawn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:39:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skunky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I really hate those free newspapers that keep showing up on my front lawn. I don&#8217;t read them, I did not ask for them. All they do is become litter in my yard, but I can&#8217;t stop it. I wish I could just drive by the publishers house and toss some unwanted paper in their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Get Your Tub Of Vaseline Ready</title>
		<link>http://www.skunkmonkey.com/2008/01/get-your-tub-of-vaseline-ready/</link>
		<comments>http://www.skunkmonkey.com/2008/01/get-your-tub-of-vaseline-ready/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 14:54:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skunky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s right folks, your gonna need a good lube job for this one. Microsoft is going to force XP users to upgrade to IE7 via Windows Update next month whether or not your copy is running the Windows Garbage Advantage utility. As a web developer, it is essential I keep older versions of browsers around [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Asshat of the Week</title>
		<link>http://www.skunkmonkey.com/2008/01/asshat-of-the-week-8/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:17:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skunky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[He&#8217;s baaaaack! No, not me, everyone&#8217;s favorite racist asshat, the exalted, high and mighty Reverend Al Sharpton. This past weekend at a golf tournanament in Hawaii, a commentator made a poor judgement call and used the L word while talking about Tiger Woods. No, no, no, not that L word. I mean, Tiger&#8217;s wife is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Verizon and &#8220;The Quest&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.skunkmonkey.com/2008/01/verizon-and-the-quest/</link>
		<comments>http://www.skunkmonkey.com/2008/01/verizon-and-the-quest/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 18:15:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skunky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know what the hell is wrong over at Verizon but I&#8217;m beginning to think the place is being run by monkeys! For the past few months my internet connection has become unreliable in the evenings. Usually by 7pm EST I&#8217;m experiencing constant disconnects. Sometimes the the modem doesn&#8217;t even blink, literally. The DSL [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On Condition of Anonymity</title>
		<link>http://www.skunkmonkey.com/2007/12/on-condition-of-anonymity/</link>
		<comments>http://www.skunkmonkey.com/2007/12/on-condition-of-anonymity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 17:33:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skunky</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skunkmonkey.com/2007/12/28/on-condition-of-anonymity/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[How many times have you read a news story where the reporter gets their information from some unnamed source that &#8220;spoke on condition of anonymity&#8221;. The reporter then goes on to write and quote this hearsay in the article as if it&#8217;s an official fact. I am so sick of the tripe that gets reported [...]]]></description>
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