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		<title>Broken Monkey Leg</title>
		<link>http://www.skunkmonkey.com/2008/03/broken-monkey-leg/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 22:04:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few weeks ago I wrecked my car and broke my leg in the process. I totaled the car but it was a POS Chevy Metro, so I wasn&#8217;t too worried. Also, I don&#8217;t have a need for car much anyway. I finally got a laptop and a wireless router allowing me to get back [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Get Offa Mah Lawn!</title>
		<link>http://www.skunkmonkey.com/2008/01/get-offa-mah-lawn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:39:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skunky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I really hate those free newspapers that keep showing up on my front lawn. I don&#8217;t read them, I did not ask for them. All they do is become litter in my yard, but I can&#8217;t stop it. I wish I could just drive by the publishers house and toss some unwanted paper in their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy New Year 2008</title>
		<link>http://www.skunkmonkey.com/2008/01/happy-new-year-2008/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 11:54:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skunky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, another year is upon us and people are making those silly New Year&#8217;s Resolutions again. Gonna lose weight? Gonna quit smoking? Gonna give up something bad for you? I&#8217;ve not giving anything up for a resolution. Why should we make promises to give up things? Give into failure? The whole premise of a New [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On Condition of Anonymity</title>
		<link>http://www.skunkmonkey.com/2007/12/on-condition-of-anonymity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 17:33:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skunky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How many times have you read a news story where the reporter gets their information from some unnamed source that &#8220;spoke on condition of anonymity&#8221;. The reporter then goes on to write and quote this hearsay in the article as if it&#8217;s an official fact. I am so sick of the tripe that gets reported [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Our Important History</title>
		<link>http://www.skunkmonkey.com/2007/12/our-important-history/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 16:39:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skunky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, history is important. We can learn from it. We can use it to prevent repeating grave errors. We can learn a lot from history. Today on CNN&#8217;s front page the top story is &#8220;History floats to the top as lake recedes&#8221; and they show the photo of a drying, cracked mud covered lake bottom [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Warmonger Bush</title>
		<link>http://www.skunkmonkey.com/2007/12/warmonger-bush/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 18:24:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skunky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What the hell is it going to take to stop King George from wanting to bomb Iran into the Stone Age? Well, the Stone Age isn&#8217;t far back for Iran, but you get the idea. Even though our own intelligence agencies are of questionable accuracy, they&#8217;ve come out to say Iran gave up the nuke [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Infamous Cross-Dressing Terrorist Bride Caught!</title>
		<link>http://www.skunkmonkey.com/2007/11/infamous-cross-dressing-terrorist-bride-caught/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:14:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skunky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This one of those stories that just begs comedians to write jokes by the boat load. The front page of CNN today showed a photo of the fugliest looking bride I have ever see. I mean, this dude just was NOT thinking when he woke up this morning and decided to put this outfit on. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Santa says, &#8220;No No No&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.skunkmonkey.com/2007/11/santa-says-no-no-no/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:59:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skunky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In what can only be described as utter stupidity, the Australians have manged to one-up us on the Political Correctness stage. Apparently in classic &#8220;Think Of The Children&#8221; mindless idiocy, Sydney&#8217;s Santa Clauses have been advised to refrain from using the phrase &#8220;Ho Ho Ho&#8221; as it might frighten the children and the word &#8220;Ho&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Drop The Toad And Put Your Hands Up!</title>
		<link>http://www.skunkmonkey.com/2007/11/drop-the-toad-and-put-your-hands-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:08:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skunky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow. Just wow. This story is almost too stupid to believe. Of course, leave it to Faux News to find this story, but we have a winner for what must be the stupidest drug bust in history. Apparently some dude likes to lick toads. Not just any toads, but specific toads from Colorado. The Colorado [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Trial Of The Century</title>
		<link>http://www.skunkmonkey.com/2007/11/the-trial-of-the-century/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 23:16:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skunky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We all remember last centuries last Trial Of The Century, well we&#8217;re off to a late start this century, but we have the added bonus of the defendant being the same person! This century&#8217;s first Trial Of The Century features everyone&#8217;s favorite court defendant, OJ Simpson in a knock-down, drag out fight over an armed [...]]]></description>
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