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		<title>The Jackson 5 On Tour Again?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 19:01:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skunky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I heard a rumor the other day that the Jackson 5 with Micheal would be going on tour to help MJ pay his bills. The only problem they&#8217;re having is whether or not they need to rename the band to KC &#038; The Sunshine Band. (For the disco-challenged, KC was a white guy fronting a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Infamous Cross-Dressing Terrorist Bride Caught!</title>
		<link>http://www.skunkmonkey.com/2007/11/infamous-cross-dressing-terrorist-bride-caught/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:14:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skunky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This one of those stories that just begs comedians to write jokes by the boat load. The front page of CNN today showed a photo of the fugliest looking bride I have ever see. I mean, this dude just was NOT thinking when he woke up this morning and decided to put this outfit on. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Santa says, &#8220;No No No&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:59:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skunky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In what can only be described as utter stupidity, the Australians have manged to one-up us on the Political Correctness stage. Apparently in classic &#8220;Think Of The Children&#8221; mindless idiocy, Sydney&#8217;s Santa Clauses have been advised to refrain from using the phrase &#8220;Ho Ho Ho&#8221; as it might frighten the children and the word &#8220;Ho&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Drop The Toad And Put Your Hands Up!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:08:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skunky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow. Just wow. This story is almost too stupid to believe. Of course, leave it to Faux News to find this story, but we have a winner for what must be the stupidest drug bust in history. Apparently some dude likes to lick toads. Not just any toads, but specific toads from Colorado. The Colorado [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wicked Bitch of the East</title>
		<link>http://www.skunkmonkey.com/2007/11/wicked-bitch-of-the-east/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 19:34:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skunky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know about you, but every time I see Hillary Clinton picture it morphs into some nightmarish horror and scares the bejeebus outta me. Case and point, this recent photo of her, I mean, really, you don&#8217;t see it? Yes ladies and gentlemen, the Wicked Bitch of the East is alive and well. Those [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So Funny Your Eye Will Tear</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Nov 2007 00:24:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skunky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was checking out this lame Digg about some stupid midget costume and got off on a tangent at CollegeHumor.com and found this video of midgets kick boxing! I am not kidding. And it is some FUNNY shiznit! I&#8217;m sorry, little people are some of the coolest people you will ever meet, but that right [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Trial Of The Century</title>
		<link>http://www.skunkmonkey.com/2007/11/the-trial-of-the-century/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 23:16:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skunky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We all remember last centuries last Trial Of The Century, well we&#8217;re off to a late start this century, but we have the added bonus of the defendant being the same person! This century&#8217;s first Trial Of The Century features everyone&#8217;s favorite court defendant, OJ Simpson in a knock-down, drag out fight over an armed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Google Gets Shortest Domain Name</title>
		<link>http://www.skunkmonkey.com/2007/11/google-gets-shortest-domain-name/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Nov 2007 23:32:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skunky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, not really as I am quite sure someone has a 1 letter domain on a two letter top-level domain somewhere. Recently they purchased g.cn to make it easier for Chinese residents to reach their search page. I don&#8217;t know about you, but I can bet within next 48 hours, http://o.cn/ will point to goat.se [...]]]></description>
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		<title>3 Guys Walk Into A Bar</title>
		<link>http://www.skunkmonkey.com/2007/07/3-guys-walk-into-a-bar/</link>
		<comments>http://www.skunkmonkey.com/2007/07/3-guys-walk-into-a-bar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2007 03:48:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skunky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got this great joke I thought up the other day. Now it may be a little rough around the edges as I am still honing it to perfection, but here it goes&#8230; A Priest, a Rabbi and a Terrorist all walk into a bar&#8230; BOOM! What? You were expecting a punchline? Skunky]]></description>
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		<title>Branch Thief</title>
		<link>http://www.skunkmonkey.com/2007/07/branch-thief/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2007 14:31:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skunky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, so a guy walks into a bank. He&#8217;s got tree branches duct taped to his body and thinks this is a good disguise to rob the bank with. What I want to know is what he said to the teller after getting the bag of money.. &#8220;Now, nobody move. I&#8217;m going to make like [...]]]></description>
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