Recently some chap over there in the UK made a big stink by popping into a police station claiming he had amnesia after he’d been declared dead when his canoe washed ashore.

Now, I don’t know why, but the media has tagged this guy as the Canoe Man like he’s some kind of international terrorist.

OH look! They caught Canoe Man! We can sleep at night!

Get a freaking grip! Some dude scammed a bunch of people including his family and is going to pay for it. Stop acting like he’s some super villain we need to call Superman to catch.

Canooooooooe Mannnnnnnnnn!