In what can only be described as utter stupidity, the Australians have manged to one-up us on the Political Correctness stage. Apparently in classic “Think Of The Children” mindless idiocy, Sydney’s Santa Clauses have been advised to refrain from using the phrase “Ho Ho Ho” as it might frighten the children and the word “Ho” has a negative meaning. Ha Ha Ha! Or should that be; Ho Ho Ho!

This reminds me of a good joke:

Why doesn’t Santa say “Ho Ho Ho” in bad neighborhoods or Australia?

Cause three random women standing on the street nearby would come over and beat his ass silly!

What I don’t get is these same people grew up around Santa’s saying Ho Ho Ho and they don’t seem to be traumatized by… oh wait.

Never mind.