Asshat of the Week
Everyone hates spam, this is a universal given, but why does this still work? Anyone with the ability to spend money should have enough brain power to look at these emails and say, “holy crap! I wouldn’t do business with this company!”.
Only crack-heads buy from shady looking people in dark alleys, why the hell are people buying anything from these pushers?
If you’ve seen any spam lately, they come with text that was either written by someone with Tourette’s syndrome or no real comprehension of the English language. The domain names they use these days are irrelevant to the product they are pushing, and that’s if it has real words to start with! I don’t recall actually visiting one recently, but I am sure they got a guy that can do killer web graphics and site design and it looks slick. So does a baby’s ass after it takes a dump in it’s diaper.
While I have hated spammer’s with a passion of the years, I think my passion for hatred of the asshats that BUY the products hawked in these pusher emails has surpassed it. We deserve the deluge of spam we get for not thinning the herd of these fucking idiots that buy into these ads. Don’t play the elderly card on me either. If they are that frail, take the ability cause that kind of damage way from them. Gramps does NOT need the Viagra! Chances are, he’s going to get poison and not Cialis.
It’s time we start laying the blame not on the spammers, but on the pinheads that buy the products. I’d go into why the government won’t stop it, but that’s another topic altogether.
*Skunky flings poo at the spammers and their customers*