This one of those stories that just begs comedians to write jokes by the boat load. The front page of CNN today showed a photo of the fugliest looking bride I have ever see. I mean, this dude just was NOT thinking when he woke up this morning and decided to put this outfit on. [...]

That’s right, it’s that time of the year that the monkey hates the most, Christmas. This holiday has become so over hyped and commercialized that it seems to fly in the face of the original target of honor. The sickening display of store isles filled with boxes of Christmas merchandise and store decorations the day [...]

Everyone hates spam, this is a universal given, but why does this still work? Anyone with the ability to spend money should have enough brain power to look at these emails and say, “holy crap! I wouldn’t do business with this company!”. Only crack-heads buy from shady looking people in dark alleys, why the hell [...]

If your part of the slightly older generation on the Internet, you probably have memories, or nightmares depending on your point of view, about Mr. Whipple. He was the store clerk that always told the ladies, “Please don’t squeeze the Charmin!” but himself would give it a squeeze at the end of the commercials. I [...]

In what can only be described as utter stupidity, the Australians have manged to one-up us on the Political Correctness stage. Apparently in classic “Think Of The Children” mindless idiocy, Sydney’s Santa Clauses have been advised to refrain from using the phrase “Ho Ho Ho” as it might frighten the children and the word “Ho” [...]