Asshat Of The Week AwardThis week we are paying tribute to the ultimate in asshats. Not only has this weeks winner been an asshat for over 10 years, but has reached a new level of asshattery with his latest escapades.

OJ�s New ClothesI am of course referring to everyone’s favorite person to hate, O.J.Simpson. This man has gotten away with a double-murder and thinks he can do no wrong. He actually believes that instead of calling the police to report stolen property, he can just get two of his thug buddies and burst into a man’s hotel room and hold them at gunpoint and demand “his” things back. What the hell is wrong with this man? He clearly cannot distinguish between right and wrong and needs to be jailed like other habitual criminals.

I was watching OJ’s arraignment in court and his main lawyer looks like Joey Buttafuco! Hell, the mugshot of one of the thugs, Clarence Stewart, looks like the evil Anti-Little Richard. Evil Anti-Little RichardThis show is going to be even higher rated than his first media circus. The main difference here is that Johnny “If it don’t fit, you must acquit” Cochran is around anymore to run the Dog & Pony show to get OJ off the hook.

From the statements OJ made before his arrest, at first it was just a friendly meeting, then it was an attempt to recover some personal belongings and now it looks like he’s settled on a defense taking a play from the play book of another slippery criminal, Marion Barry, “The bitch set me up!”. I have to say, if it was a setup, it was perfect and he STILL committed a crime.

I hope you rot in jail asshat.

Meh!
Skunky