Ok, some tool has invented a toilet paper dispenser that will spit out 5, yes, count them, FIVE sheets of TP automatically.

First, I want to know who the hell can wipe their ass with 5 sheets and not get crap on your fingers? Second, this tool has the gall to say “Most people will take the amount given,”. Where the hell did you come up with that? This is America where we take as much as we want and complain when we can’t have more!

The unit still features a manual feed button and spare roll on the side. We all know people will just keep activating the unit, hitting the manual feed or just use the spare roll. The guy claims it will save 20% on TP. The only 20% figure in this equation is how much he’s going to pad his bottom line.