I got this great joke I thought up the other day. Now it may be a little rough around the edges as I am still honing it to perfection, but here it goes…
A Priest, a Rabbi and a Terrorist all walk into a bar…

Ok, some tool has invented a toilet paper dispenser that will spit out 5, yes, count them, FIVE sheets of TP automatically.
First, I want to know who the hell can wipe their ass with 5 sheets and not get crap on your fingers? Second, this tool has the gall to say “Most people will take [...]

Ok, so a guy walks into a bank. He’s got tree branches duct taped to his body and thinks this is a good disguise to rob the bank with.
What I want to know is what he said to the teller after getting the bag of money..
“Now, nobody move. I’m going to make like a tree [...]