The United States is clearly a country with two justice systems. Deny it all you want, we see it every day. Poor people, low income people, your average Joe and Jane, all getting put in jail for even the smallest of crimes. But as soon as someone with power, money and or fame gets caught in the legal system, the rules suddenly change.

Paris Hilton is the poster child for our two-tiered justice system. Any other American in her position would not have been released, in violation of a Judge’s direct order no less! To add insult to injury, this asshat sheriff actually said;

“My message to those who don’t like celebrities is that punishing celebrities more than the average American is not justice…” -Sheriff Lee Baca

Who the fuck does he think he’s talking to? That’s EXACTLY what not doing, your not punishing her even close to what the average American would go through for offenses much less than hers!

Something tells me this guy just opened an offshore bank account, the IRS better take a close look at this guy.

Well, Paris is due back in court in 10 minutes, going to go see what asshattery transpires!

Skunky

Update: Paris is being allowed to report to court by PHONE. Score another one for the the Rich and Famous tier.

Update: HA! Judge says get her skanky butt in here and send sheriff’s car to pick her up. This is better than any sitcom.

UPDATE: Looks like the skank is back in the ol Greybar Hilton. Led from the courtroom screaming for Mommy. Gotta love it, classic case of Princess Syndrome.