Ok, who was the fucking marketing genius at McDonald’s that decided they could use half a slice of cheese instead of a whole one on the Fish Fillet sandwich? This guy needs to be flogged with a 1000 fish fillets! It’s bad enough that the burger jockeys can’t center a square slice of cheese on a round sandwich, now when they miss you barely get any!

So whoever you are at McD’s that decided to cut your cheese costs in half, give me a ring, I got some choice words for you. I mean really, does saving 2 cents per sandwich really help sell your product? Hell, I’d be happy to pay an extra 5 cents just to get that whole slice!

Oh, and while I’m on the subject, they really need to bring back the double Fish Fillet. Those things rocked!

Skunky