I heard the Judge sentenced Paris Hilton to jail saying, “I’ve got good news and bad news….”

“The bad news is that I am sentencing you to 45 days in jail. The good news is I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by calling Geico.”

“I feel that I was treated unfairly and that the sentence is both cruel and unwarranted and I don’t deserve this,” Paris said as she left for a shopping trip with her mother.

Booo fucking hoo! I can only pray that this clueless bimbo actually spends time in a real Greybar Hilton.

Skunky