Did you know that Domino’s only offers a Large and Medium sized pizza. What I don’t understand is what size Medium is because there is no Small size.

How in the hell can you have a Medium size without a Small? It just doesn’t make sense. Webster’s Dictionary defines medium as something in a middle position. If there is no Small pizza, how can you have something in a middle position?

Of course the reason for this is obvious, the word “small” is an advertising killer in America. Americans must have their food large and super-sized. Of course this forces single people like myself to order more food than they need.

As far as I am concerned, Domino’s is using false advertising when they say “Medium” pizza as they really only sell a small and large pizza. Call it Medium all you want, it’s still a SMALL pizza!

Skunky